LUG Community Blogs

Andy Smith: Your Debian netboot suddenly can’t do Ext4?

Planet HantsLUG - Fri, 05/02/2016 - 10:50

If, like me, you’ve just done a Debian netboot install over PXE and discovered that the partitioner suddenly seems to have no option for Ext4 filesystem (leaving only btrfs and XFS), despite the fact that it worked fine a couple of weeks ago, do not be alarmed. You aren’t losing your mind. It seems to be a bug.

As the comment says, downloading netboot.tar.gz version 20150422+deb8u3 fixes it. You can find your version in the debian-installer/amd64/boot-screens/f1.txt file. I was previously using 20150422+deb8u1 and the commenter was using 20150422+deb8u2.

Looking at the dates on the files I’m guessing this broke on 23rd January 2016. There was a Debian point release around then, so possibly you are supposed to download a new netboot.tar.gz with each one – not sure. Although if this is the case it would still be nice to know you’re doing something wrong as opposed to having the installer appear to proceed normally except for denying the existence of any filesystems except XFS and btrfs.

Oh and don’t forget to restart your TFTP daemon. tftpd-hpa at least seems to cache things (or maybe hold the tftp directory open, as I had just moved the old directory out of the way), so I was left even more confused when it still seemed to be serving 20150422+deb8u1.

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Steve Kemp: Best practice - Don't serve writeable PHP files

Planet HantsLUG - Tue, 02/02/2016 - 20:10

I deal with compromises often enough of PHP-based websites that I wish to improve hardening.

One obvious way to improve things is to not serve PHP files which are writeable by the webserver-user. This would ensure that things like wp-content/uploads didn't get served as PHP if a compromise wrote valid PHP there.

In the past using php5-suhosin would have allowd this via the suhosin.executor.include.allow_writable_files flag.

Since suhosin is no longer supported under Debian Jessie I wonder if there is a simple way to achieve this?

I've written a toy-module which allows me to call stat on every request, and return a 403 on access to writeable files/directories. But it seems like I shouldn't need to write my own code for this functionality.

Any pointers welcome; happy to post my code if that is useful but suspect not - it just shouldn't exist.

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Daniel Silverstone (Kinnison): The Beer'o'Meter project

Planet ALUG - Sun, 31/01/2016 - 18:51

As some of you may know, I have been working on a small hardware project called the Beer'o'Meter whose purpose is to allow us to extend Ye Olde Vic's beer board to indicate the approximate fullness of each cask. For some time now, we've been operating an electronic beer board at the Vic which you may see tweeted out from time to time. The pumpotron has become very popular with the visitors to the pub, especially that it can be viewed online in a basic textual form.

Of course, as many of you who visit pubs know only too well. That a beer is "on" is no indication of whether or not you need to get there sharpish to have a pint, or if you can take your time and have a curry first. As a result, some of us have noticed a particular beer on, come to the pub after dinner, and then been very sad that if only we'd come 30 minutes previously, we'd have had a chance at the very beer we were excited about.

Combine this kind of sadness with a two week break at Christmas, and I started to develop a Beer'o'Meter to extend the pumpotron with an indication of how much of a given beer had already been served. Recently my boards came back from Elecrow along with various bits and bobs, and I have spent some time today building one up for test purposes.

As always, it's important to start with some prep work to collect all the necessary components. I like to use cake cases as you may have noticed on the posting yesterday about the oscilloscope I built.

Naturally, after prep comes the various stages of assembly. You start with the lowest-height components, so here's the board after I fitted the ceramic capacitors:

And here's after I fitted the lying-down electrolytic decoupling capacitor for the 3.3 volt line:

Next I should have fitted the six transitors from the middle cake case, but I discovered that I'd used the wrong pinout for them. Even after weeks of verification by myself and others, I'd made a mistake. My good friend Vincent Sanders recently posted about how creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes and here I had made a doozy I hadn't spotted until I tried to assemble the board. Fortunately TO-92 transistors have nice long legs and I have a pair of tweezers and some electrical tape. As such I soon had six transistors doing the river dance:

With that done, I noticed that the transistors now stood taller than the pins (previously I had been intending to fit the transistors before the pins) so I had to shuffle things around and fit all my 0.1" pins and sockets next:

Then I could fit my dancing transistors:

We're almost finished now, just one more capacitor to provide some input decoupling on the 9v power supply:

Of course, it wouldn't be complete without the ESP8266Huzzah I acquired from AdaFruit though I have to say that I'm unlikely to use these again, but rather I might design in the surface-mount version of the module instead.

And since this is the very first Beer'o'Meter to be made, I had to go and put a 1 on the serial-number space on the back of the board. I then tried to sign my name in the box, made a hash of it, so scribbled in the gap

Finally I got to fit all six of my flow meters ready for some testing. I may post again about testing the unit, but for now, here's a big spider of a flow meter for beer:

This has been quite a learning experience for me, and I hope in the future to be able to share more of my hardware projects, perhaps from an earlier stage.

I have plans for a DAC board, and perhaps some other things.

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Daniel Silverstone (Kinnison): Building an Oscilloscope

Planet ALUG - Sun, 31/01/2016 - 18:51

I recently ordered some PCBs from Elecrow for the Vic's beer-measurement system I've been designing with Rob. While on the site, I noticed that they have a single-channel digital oscilloscope kit based on an STM32. This is a JYE Tech DSO138 which arrives as a PCB whose surface-mount stuff has been fitted, along with a whole bunch of pin-through components for you to solder up the scope yourself. There's a non-trivial number of kinds of components, so first you should prep by splitting them all up and double-checking them all.

Once you've done that, the instructions start you off fitting a whole bunch of resistors...

Then some diodes, RF chokes, and the 8MHz crystal for the STM32.

The single most-difficult bit for me to solder was the USB socket. Fine pitch leads, coupled with high-thermal-density socket.

There is a veritable mountain of ceramic capacitors to fit...

And then buttons, inductors, trimming capacitors and much more...

THe switches were the next hardest things to solder, after the USB socket...

Finally you have to solder a test loop and close some jumpers before you power-test the board.

The last bit of soldering is to solder pins to the LCD panel board...

Before you finally have a working oscilloscope

I followed the included instructions to trim the scope using the test point and the trimming capacitors, before having a break to write this up for you all. I'd say that it was a fun day because I enjoyed getting a lot of soldering practice (before I have to solder up the beer'o'meter for the pub) and at the end of it I got a working oscilloscope. For 40 USD, I'd recommend this to anyone who fancies a go.

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Chris Lamb: Free software activities in January 2016

Planet ALUG - Sun, 31/01/2016 - 09:16

Here is my monthly update covering a large part of what I have been doing in the free software world (previously):

  • Changed Django's project/app templates to use a py-tpl suffix to workaround the 1.9 release series shipping invalid .py files that are used as templates. (#5735)
  • Pushed a number of updates to my Strava Enhancement Suite Chrome extension:
    • Added the ability to sort starred segments first. (#42)
    • Added an option to display hidden segments by default. (#34)
    • Also hide "Yearly Goals" as part of hiding upcoming data. (#41)
    • Removed more "premium" badges. (#43)
    • Fixed an issue where removing feed entries didn't correctly cleanup subsequently-empty date headers. (commit)
  • Released a work-in-progress django.contrib.staticfiles library to recursively transparently concatenate Javascript and CSS files using "Debian-style" .d directories. I had previously been doing this manually via the various release processes — and bespoke views during development — as the idea pre-dated the existence of the staticfiles framework. (Repo)
  • Updated travis.debian.net, a hosted script to easily test and build Debian packages on Travis CI, to support the wheezy distribution and to improve error-handling in general. (Repo)
  • Ensured that try.diffoscope.org, a hosted version of the diffoscope in-depth and content aware diff utility, periodically cleans up containers.
  • Moved my personal music library to use dh-virtualenv and to deploy to its own server via Ansible. I also updated the codebase to the latest version of Django at the same time, taking advantage of a large number of new features and recommendations.
  • Fixed a strange issue with empty IMAP messages in my tickle-me-email GTD email toolbox.
  • It was also a month of significant bug reports and feature requests being sent to my private email.
Debian
  • Had a talk proposal accepted (Reproducible Builds - fulfilling the original promise of free software) at FOSSASIA 16.

My work in the Reproducible Builds project was also covered in more depth in Lunar's weekly reports (#35, #36, #37, #38, #39)

LTS

This month I have been paid to work 18 hours on Debian Long Term Support (LTS). In that time I did the following:

  • Sevend days of "frontdesk" duties, triaging CVEs, etc.
  • Issued DLA 386-1 for cacti to patch an SQL injection vulnerability.
  • Issued DLA 388-1 for dwarfutils fixing a NULL deference issue.
  • Issued DLA 391-1 for prosody correcting the use of a weak pseudo-random number generator.
  • Issued DLA 404-1 for nginx to prevent against an invalid pointer deference.
Uploads
  • redis (2:3.0.7-1) — New upstream stable release, also ensure that test processes are cleaned up and replacing an existing reproducibility patch with a SOURCE_DATE_EPOCH solution.
  • python-django (1.9.1-1) — New upstream release.
  • disque (1.0~rc1-4) — Make the build reproducible via SOURCE_DATE_EPOCH, ensure that test processes are cleaned up and that the nocheck flag is correctly honoured.
  • gunicorn (19.4.5-1) — New upstream release.
  • redis (2:3.2~rc3-1) — New upstream RC release (to experimental).
Bugs filed Patches contributed RC bugs

I also filed 100 FTBFS bugs against apache-log4j2, awscli, binutils, brian, ccbuild, coala, commons-beanutils, commons-vfs, composer, cyrus-sasl2, debiandoc-sgml-doc-pt-br, dfvfs, dillo, django-compat, dulwich, git-annex, grpc, hdf-eos5, hovercraft, ideviceinstaller, ircp-tray, isomd5sum, javamail, jhdf, jsonpickle, kivy, klog, libcloud, libcommons-jexl2-java, libdata-objectdriver-perl, libdbd-sqlite3-perl, libpam-krb5, libproc-waitstat-perl, libslf4j-java, libvmime, linuxdcpp, lsh-utils, mailutils, mdp, menulibre, mercurial, mimeo, molds, mugshot, nose, obex-data-server, obexfs, obexftp, orafce, p4vasp, pa-test, pgespresso, pgpool2, pgsql-asn1oid, php-doctrine-cache-bundle, php-net-ldap2, plv8, pngtools, postgresql-mysql-fdw, pyfftw, pylint-common, pylint-django, pylint-django, python-ase, python-axiom, python-biopython, python-dcos, python-falcon, python-instagram, python-markdown, python-pysam, python-requests-toolbelt, python-ruffus, pytsk, pyviennacl, ros-class-loader, ros-ros-comm, ros-roscpp-core, roxterm, ruby-celluloid-extras, ruby-celluloid-fsm, ruby-celluloid-supervision, ruby-eye, ruby-net-scp, ruby-net-ssh, ruby-sidekiq, ruby-sidekiq-cron, ruby-sinatra-contrib, seaview, smc, spatial4j-0.4, swift-plugin-s3, tilecache, typecatcher, ucommon, undertaker, urdfdom, ussp-push, xserver-xorg-video-intel & yt.

FTP Team

As a Debian FTP assistant I ACCEPTed 201 packages: abi-tracker, android-platform-build, android-platform-frameworks-native, android-platform-libcore, android-platform-system-core, animate.css, apitrace, argon2, autosize.js, bagel, betamax, bittorrent, bls-standalone, btfs, caja-dropbox, cegui-mk2, complexity, corebird, courier-authlib, cpopen, ctop, dh-haskell, django-python3-ldap, e2fsprogs1.41, emacs-async, epl, fast5, fastkml, flask-restful, flask-silk, gcc-6, gitlab, golang-github-kolo-xmlrpc, golang-github-kr-fs, golang-github-pkg-sftp, golang-github-prometheus-common, google-auth-library-php, h5py, haskell-aeson-compat, haskell-userid, heroes, hugo, ioprocess, iptables, ivy-debian-helper, ivyplusplus, jquery-timer.js, klaus, kpatch, lazarus, libatteanx-store-sparql-perl, libbrowserlauncher-java, libcgi-test-perl, libdata-sah-normalize-perl, libfsntfs, libjs-fuzzaldrin-plus, libjung-free-java, libmongoc, libmygpo-qt, libnet-nessus-rest-perl, liborcus, libperinci-sub-util-propertymodule-perl, libpodofo, librep, libsodium, libx11-xcb-perl, linux, linux-grsec-base, list.js, lombok, lua-mediator, luajit, maven-script-interpreter, midicsv, mimeo, miniasm, mlpack, mom, mosquitto-auth-plugin, moxie.js, msgpuck, nanopolish, neovim, netcdf, network-manager-applet, network-manager-ssh, node-esprima-fb, node-mocks-http, node-schlock, nomacs, ns3, openalpr, openimageio, openmpi, openms, orafce, pbsim, pd-iemutils, pd-nusmuk, pd-puremapping, pd-purest-json, pg-partman, pg-rage-terminator, pgfincore, pgmemcache, pgsql-asn1oid, php-defaults, php-jwt, php-mf2, php-redis, pkg-info-el, plr, pnmixer, postgresql-multicorn, postgresql-mysql-fdw, powa-archivist, previsat, pylint-flask, pyotherside, python-caldav, python-cookies, python-dcos, python-flaky, python-flickrapi, python-frozendict, python-genty, python-git, python-greenlet, python-instagram, python-ironic-inspector-client, python-manilaclient, python-neutronclient, python-openstackclient, python-openstackdocstheme, python-prometheus-client, python-pymzml, python-pysolr, python-reno, python-requests-toolbelt, python-scales, python-socketio-client, qdox2, qgis, r-cran-biasedurn, rebar.js, repmgr, rfcdiff, rhythmbox-plugin-alternative-toolbar, ripe-atlas-cousteau, ripe-atlas-sagan, ripe-atlas-tools, ros-image-common, ruby-acts-as-list, ruby-allocations, ruby-appraiser, ruby-appraiser-reek, ruby-appraiser-rubocop, ruby-babosa, ruby-combustion, ruby-did-you-mean, ruby-fixwhich, ruby-fog-xenserver, ruby-hamster, ruby-jeweler, ruby-mime-types-data, ruby-monkey-lib, ruby-net-telnet, ruby-omniauth-azure-oauth2, ruby-omniauth-cas3, ruby-puppet-forge, ruby-racc, ruby-reek, ruby-rubinius-debugger, ruby-rubysl, ruby-rubysl-test-unit, ruby-sidekiq-cron, ruby-threach, ruby-wavefile, ruby-websocket-driver, ruby-xmlhash, rustc, s-nail, scrm, select2.js, senlin, skytools3, slurm-llnl, sphinx-argparse, sptk, sunpy, swauth, swift, tdiary, three.js, tiny-initramfs, tlsh, ublock-origin, vagrant-cachier, xapian-core, xmltooling, & yp-tools.

I additionally REJECTed 29 packages.

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Chris Lamb: Free software activities in January 2016

Planet ALUG - Sun, 31/01/2016 - 09:16

Here is my monthly update covering a large part of what I have been doing in the free software world (previously):

  • Changed Django's project/app templates to use a py-tpl suffix to workaround the 1.9 release series shipping invalid .py files that are used as templates. (#5735)
  • Pushed a number of updates to my Strava Enhancement Suite Chrome extension:
    • Added the ability to sort starred segments first. (#42)
    • Added an option to display hidden segments by default. (#34)
    • Also hide "Yearly Goals" as part of hiding upcoming data. (#41)
    • Removed more "premium" badges. (#43)
    • Fixed an issue where removing feed entries didn't correctly cleanup subsequently-empty date headers. (commit)
  • Released a work-in-progress django.contrib.staticfiles library to recursively transparently concatenate Javascript and CSS files using "Debian-style" .d directories. I had previously been doing this manually via the various release processes — and bespoke views during development — as the idea pre-dated the existence of the staticfiles framework. (Repo)
  • Updated travis.debian.net, a hosted script to easily test and build Debian packages on Travis CI, to support the wheezy distribution and to improve error-handling in general. (Repo)
  • Ensured that try.diffoscope.org, a hosted version of the diffoscope in-depth and content aware diff utility, periodically cleans up containers.
  • Moved my personal music library to use dh-virtualenv and to deploy to its own server via Ansible. I also updated the codebase to the latest version of Django at the same time, taking advantage of a large number of new features and recommendations.
  • Fixed a strange issue with empty IMAP messages in my tickle-me-email GTD email toolbox.
  • It was also a month of significant bug reports and feature requests being sent to my private email.
Debian
  • Had a talk proposal accepted (Reproducible Builds - fulfilling the original promise of free software) at FOSSASIA 16.

My work in the Reproducible Builds project was also covered in more depth in Lunar's weekly reports (#35, #36, #37, #38, #39)

LTS

This month I have been paid to work 18 hours on Debian Long Term Support (LTS). In that time I did the following:

  • Sevend days of "frontdesk" duties, triaging CVEs, etc.
  • Issued DLA 386-1 for cacti to patch an SQL injection vulnerability.
  • Issued DLA 388-1 for dwarfutils fixing a NULL deference issue.
  • Issued DLA 391-1 for prosody correcting the use of a weak pseudo-random number generator.
  • Issued DLA 404-1 for nginx to prevent against an invalid pointer deference.
Uploads
  • redis (2:3.0.7-1) — New upstream stable release, also ensure that test processes are cleaned up and replacing an existing reproducibility patch with a SOURCE_DATE_EPOCH solution.
  • python-django (1.9.1-1) — New upstream release.
  • disque (1.0~rc1-4) — Make the build reproducible via SOURCE_DATE_EPOCH, ensure that test processes are cleaned up and that the nocheck flag is correctly honoured.
  • gunicorn (19.4.5-1) — New upstream release.
  • redis (2:3.2~rc3-1) — New upstream RC release (to experimental).
Bugs filed Patches contributed RC bugs

I also filed 100 FTBFS bugs against apache-log4j2, awscli, binutils, brian, ccbuild, coala, commons-beanutils, commons-vfs, composer, cyrus-sasl2, debiandoc-sgml-doc-pt-br, dfvfs, dillo, django-compat, dulwich, git-annex, grpc, hdf-eos5, hovercraft, ideviceinstaller, ircp-tray, isomd5sum, javamail, jhdf, jsonpickle, kivy, klog, libcloud, libcommons-jexl2-java, libdata-objectdriver-perl, libdbd-sqlite3-perl, libpam-krb5, libproc-waitstat-perl, libslf4j-java, libvmime, linuxdcpp, lsh-utils, mailutils, mdp, menulibre, mercurial, mimeo, molds, mugshot, nose, obex-data-server, obexfs, obexftp, orafce, p4vasp, pa-test, pgespresso, pgpool2, pgsql-asn1oid, php-doctrine-cache-bundle, php-net-ldap2, plv8, pngtools, postgresql-mysql-fdw, pyfftw, pylint-common, pylint-django, pylint-django, python-ase, python-axiom, python-biopython, python-dcos, python-falcon, python-instagram, python-markdown, python-pysam, python-requests-toolbelt, python-ruffus, pytsk, pyviennacl, ros-class-loader, ros-ros-comm, ros-roscpp-core, roxterm, ruby-celluloid-extras, ruby-celluloid-fsm, ruby-celluloid-supervision, ruby-eye, ruby-net-scp, ruby-net-ssh, ruby-sidekiq, ruby-sidekiq-cron, ruby-sinatra-contrib, seaview, smc, spatial4j-0.4, swift-plugin-s3, tilecache, typecatcher, ucommon, undertaker, urdfdom, ussp-push, xserver-xorg-video-intel & yt.

FTP Team

As a Debian FTP assistant I ACCEPTed 201 packages: abi-tracker, android-platform-build, android-platform-frameworks-native, android-platform-libcore, android-platform-system-core, animate.css, apitrace, argon2, autosize.js, bagel, betamax, bittorrent, bls-standalone, btfs, caja-dropbox, cegui-mk2, complexity, corebird, courier-authlib, cpopen, ctop, dh-haskell, django-python3-ldap, e2fsprogs1.41, emacs-async, epl, fast5, fastkml, flask-restful, flask-silk, gcc-6, gitlab, golang-github-kolo-xmlrpc, golang-github-kr-fs, golang-github-pkg-sftp, golang-github-prometheus-common, google-auth-library-php, h5py, haskell-aeson-compat, haskell-userid, heroes, hugo, ioprocess, iptables, ivy-debian-helper, ivyplusplus, jquery-timer.js, klaus, kpatch, lazarus, libatteanx-store-sparql-perl, libbrowserlauncher-java, libcgi-test-perl, libdata-sah-normalize-perl, libfsntfs, libjs-fuzzaldrin-plus, libjung-free-java, libmongoc, libmygpo-qt, libnet-nessus-rest-perl, liborcus, libperinci-sub-util-propertymodule-perl, libpodofo, librep, libsodium, libx11-xcb-perl, linux, linux-grsec-base, list.js, lombok, lua-mediator, luajit, maven-script-interpreter, midicsv, mimeo, miniasm, mlpack, mom, mosquitto-auth-plugin, moxie.js, msgpuck, nanopolish, neovim, netcdf, network-manager-applet, network-manager-ssh, node-esprima-fb, node-mocks-http, node-schlock, nomacs, ns3, openalpr, openimageio, openmpi, openms, orafce, pbsim, pd-iemutils, pd-nusmuk, pd-puremapping, pd-purest-json, pg-partman, pg-rage-terminator, pgfincore, pgmemcache, pgsql-asn1oid, php-defaults, php-jwt, php-mf2, php-redis, pkg-info-el, plr, pnmixer, postgresql-multicorn, postgresql-mysql-fdw, powa-archivist, previsat, pylint-flask, pyotherside, python-caldav, python-cookies, python-dcos, python-flaky, python-flickrapi, python-frozendict, python-genty, python-git, python-greenlet, python-instagram, python-ironic-inspector-client, python-manilaclient, python-neutronclient, python-openstackclient, python-openstackdocstheme, python-prometheus-client, python-pymzml, python-pysolr, python-reno, python-requests-toolbelt, python-scales, python-socketio-client, qdox2, qgis, r-cran-biasedurn, rebar.js, repmgr, rfcdiff, rhythmbox-plugin-alternative-toolbar, ripe-atlas-cousteau, ripe-atlas-sagan, ripe-atlas-tools, ros-image-common, ruby-acts-as-list, ruby-allocations, ruby-appraiser, ruby-appraiser-reek, ruby-appraiser-rubocop, ruby-babosa, ruby-combustion, ruby-did-you-mean, ruby-fixwhich, ruby-fog-xenserver, ruby-hamster, ruby-jeweler, ruby-mime-types-data, ruby-monkey-lib, ruby-net-telnet, ruby-omniauth-azure-oauth2, ruby-omniauth-cas3, ruby-puppet-forge, ruby-racc, ruby-reek, ruby-rubinius-debugger, ruby-rubysl, ruby-rubysl-test-unit, ruby-sidekiq-cron, ruby-threach, ruby-wavefile, ruby-websocket-driver, ruby-xmlhash, rustc, s-nail, scrm, select2.js, senlin, skytools3, slurm-llnl, sphinx-argparse, sptk, sunpy, swauth, swift, tdiary, three.js, tiny-initramfs, tlsh, ublock-origin, vagrant-cachier, xapian-core, xmltooling, & yp-tools.

I additionally REJECTed 29 packages.

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Taxcalc Self Assessment Under Linux

Planet SurreyLUG - Mon, 25/01/2016 - 14:35

I first wrote about the difficulties of submitting a UK self-assessment tax return back in January 2009, with a follow up in January of 2010. In the subsequent years I have submitted my tax return under Windows with nary a thought about attempting it under Linux.

This year was different, I went to download TaxCalc as usual, only this time there was a Linux option. I barely noticed at first, downloading the Windows version before I thought "Hang on, did that say Linux?". It did indeed.

Despite the fact that I do have a Windows PC now, as well as a Linux PC and a Linux laptop, it probably makes more sense to perform my tax return on Windows now, but having posted on this subject before I really ought to give it a go!

I won't detail all the installation instructions, which are clearly described on the TaxCalc website.

Installation

Unfortunately the download is for a compiled .run file and not a distribution package, so you will have to decide whether you are happy to run the file and potentially dump unknown rubbish all over your system which might then be difficult to remove.

I decided to give it a go, downloading the .run file and marking it as executable. The instructions provided did not suggest running with sudo or as root, so I decided to follow the letter of the instructions and simply executed the .run file.

This entered a typical Wizard style installer, which resulted in the application being installed within my home directory, including a 127MB lib directory containing a large number of Linux libraries. This is very much the "Windows" way of doing things, bundling everything you need within the installation, rather than simply specifying dependencies. But the fact is that it works and gives TaxCalc control over the installation, in a repeatable and supportable way.

Import from previous year

The first step in using TaxCalc is always to import the previous year's files. This process completed for all files without error.

Step by Step Process

Probably the main reason for using TaxCalc is the simple step process for completing your tax return, and I am pleased to report that this aspect was identical to Windows.

On-line Submission

The one aspect that I was concerned about was whether the on-line submission to HMRC would work okay, again I am pleased to say that it worked flawlessly, both for the test submission and the live submission.

Conclusions

I must confess that I assumed that this day would only arrive when TaxCalc moved to a web-based service, something that surely is inevitable. I am delighted to at last be able to perform my tax at home, rather than on a Windows PC at work. Good news for those wanting to eradicate Windows from their lives.

Thank you TaxCalc.

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Mick Morgan: guest network

Planet ALUG - Sun, 24/01/2016 - 17:52

Last month Troy Hunt posted an interesting comment on his blog about the problems around the etiquette of allowing guests onto your home wifi network. In his post, Hunt notes that guests can be deeply offended at being refused access. This is understandable. If they are guests in your home then they are probably close friends or family. Refusing access can make it seem that you don’t trust them. However, as Hunt goes on to point out, it is not the guests per se you need to worry about. Anyone on your network can cause problems – usually completely unintentionally. In my case I have the particular problem that my kids assume that they can use the network when they are here. Worse, they assume that they may access the network through their (google infested) smart phones. Now try as I might, there is no way I can monitor or control the way my kids (or their partners) set up their phones. Nor should I want to.

Hunt asks how others handle this problem. Like him I don’t much trust the separation offered by “guest” networks on wifi routers. In my case I decided long ago to split my network in two. I have an outer network which connects directly to my ISP and a second, inner network, which connects through another router to my outer network. Both networks use NAT and each uses an address range drawn from RFC1918. Furthermore, the routers are from different manufacturers so, hopefully, any vulnerability in one /may/ not be present in the other. My inner network has all my domestic devices, including my NAS, music and video streaming systems, DNS server etc. attached. These devices are mostly hard wired through a switch to the inner router. I only use wifi where it is not possible to hard wire, or where it would make no sense to do so. For example, my Sonos speakers and the app controlling them on my android tablet must use wifi. However, there is no reason why my kids, who insist on using Facebook, need to have access to my internal systems. So I run a separate wifi network on the outer router and they only have access to that. The only systems on the external screened network is one of my VPN endpoints (useful for when I am out and about and want to appear to be accessing the wider world from my home), and my old slug based webcam. My policy stance on the inner network is to consider the screened outer network as almost as hostile as the wider internet. This has the further advantage that bloody google doesn’t get notification of my internal wifi settings through my kids leaving “backup and restore” active on their android phones.

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Perfect Saturday. #bacon #coffee

Planet SurreyLUG - Sat, 23/01/2016 - 11:04
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My first #linux mag. May 2000. #career #tech #computer

Planet SurreyLUG - Thu, 21/01/2016 - 17:24
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Steve Kemp: So life in Finland goes on

Planet HantsLUG - Wed, 20/01/2016 - 16:50

So after living here in Finland for 6 months I've now bought a flat.

We have a few days to sort out mortgage paperwork, and assuming there are no problems we'll be moving into the new place on/around the 1st of March.

Finally I'll be living in Finland, with a sauna of my very own.

Interesting times.

In more developer-friendly news I made a new release of Lumail with the integrated support for IMAP. Let us hope people like it.

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#beachrock #rockpool #devon

Planet SurreyLUG - Wed, 20/01/2016 - 15:46
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Steve Kemp: Lumail has IMAP .. almost

Planet HantsLUG - Sat, 16/01/2016 - 13:16

A couple of years ago I was dissatisfied with mutt, mostly because the mutt-sidebar patch was dropped from the Debian package. That lead to me thinking "How hard can it be to write a modal, console-based mail-client?"

It turns out writing a client is pretty simple if you limit yourself solely to Maildirs, and as I typically read my mail over SSH on the mailhost itself that suited me pretty well.

Recently I restarted the mail-client. Putting it together from scratch to simplify the implementation, and unify a lot of the adhoc scripting which is provided by Lua. People seem to like the client, but the single largest complaint was "Can't use it - no IMAP."

This week I've mostly been adding IMAP support, and today I'll commit the last few bits that mean it is roughly-functional:

  • Connecting to a mail-server works.
  • Getting the folders works.
  • Getting the messages works.

The outstanding niggles will be relating to getting/setting the new/read/seen/unseen flags, and similar. But I'm pleased that the job wasn't insurmountable.

I've used libcurl to provide the IMAP functionality because most of the IMAP libraries I looked at were big, scary, and complex. Using curl to access IMAP is pretty neat, simple, and straightforward. The downside is you're making a lot of "http" requests. So I might need to revisit things.

Happily my imap wrapper doesn't need much functionality. So if I can find a better library swapping it out will be simple.

In conclusion: Lumail almost has IMAP support, and that might mean it'll be more useful to others.

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David Goodwin: Automated twitter compilation up to 16 June 2014

Planet WolvesLUG - Mon, 16/06/2014 - 16:22

Arbitrary tweets made by TheGingerDog up to 16 June 2014

2014/06/15

  • RT Proud my 8yo girl failed this worksheet. Wish she had failed it even “worse.” #GenderBias
  • 2012/11/03

  • RT #PHP devs. Please satisfy my curiosity and let me know about the frameworks you’ve used recently. Ta. https://twtpoll.com/gw7zecvn991qaxj (plz RT) 2014/06/15
  • RT Best banner at the World Cup so far
  • 2014/06/14

  • RT RT if you believe in freedom & democracy. #Falklands #LiberationDay
  • 2014/06/14

  • RT WordFriday: crosspathy
  • Attempt to pass homeopathy off as credible by combining it with empirically valid medicine.

    https://www.facebook.com/WordFriday/posts/637531733001454

    2014/06/13
  • And back home. Zzzz. Bromsgrove 2014/06/12
  • And now. Time to catch a plane. #snackTime Cyprus 2014/06/11
  • Thankfully I don’t use tweetdeck. Cyprus 2014/06/11
  • RT “US invasion and occupation cost Washington close to a trillion dollars ” – www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/11/mosul-isis-gunmen-middle-east-states enough to address climate change… #iraq 2014/06/11
  • RT #Iraq army capitulates to Isis militants in four cities – www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/11/mosul-isis-gunmen-middle-east-states what a disaster…well done, Bush and Blair… 2014/06/11
  • RT Twitter worms are so 2011. 2014/06/11
  • RT Tweetdeck XSS flaw leaves users vulnerable to account hijacking bit.ly/1lcEUK8 2014/06/11
  • RT HOW MUCH PIZZA AND COKE DO I HAVE TO FEED YOU NERDS BEFORE YOU SHUT UP ABOUT 80 HOUR WEEKS 2014/03/26
  • RT If one searches for CityLink on Google right now, you get this rather marvellously off message cartoon.
  • 2014/06/10

  • This morning we saw some Roman ruins and a Byzantine castle (mosaics etc)
  • Cyprus 2014/06/10

  • Oh Jesus. It’s raining men ! Cyprus 2014/06/08
  • It’s fun to stay at the YMCA …. You can get yourself clean. You can have a good meal …. Cyprus 2014/06/08
  • Wedding time.
  • Cyprus 2014/06/08

  • RT
  • 2014/06/07

  • The sun lounger things have already been stolen.
  • Cyprus 2014/06/08

  • It is dark early here. #landed Cyprus 2014/06/07
  • Our trusty steed for the next few hours.
  • Solihull 2014/06/07

  • RT Did… Did MongoDB just kill itself because it couldn’t rotate its log file? It did! It fucking did! 2014/06/07
  • Trying to scan this qr code causes my phone to reboot. #nexus4 #android #bug
  • Solihull 2014/06/07

  • Great weather this morning.
  • We woke to continual thunder.

    I think it is time to leave the country.

    Solihull 2014/06/07

  • Airport grammar fall. #bhx
  • Solihull 2014/06/07

  • RT HTTP/1.1 just got a major update. – Evert Pot feedproxy.google.com/~r/bijsterespoor/~3/padm6aekKhA/http-11-updated 2014/06/07
  • RT I love cycling, but it does really piss me off when cyclists cruise through red lights with an arrogance & nonchalance that boils the blood! 2014/06/06
  • RT Burnout.io – Help build a resource for the IT community to combat burnout: buff.ly/S1nWmk 2014/06/06
  • It has arrived ! (@TheMikeBennett‘s awesome book).
  • Bromsgrove 2014/06/06

  • RT But for the sacrifice of many, we may not have been born free. Think of that today if nothing else. #DDay70 #DDay #LestWeForget East, United Kingdom 2014/06/06
  • RT At turned midnight 6/6/2014 my biggest worry is getting home tomorrow. 70 yrs ago many didn’t, I doubt my day will be as life changing #DDay East, United Kingdom 2014/06/06
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    Jono Bacon: FirefoxOS and Developing Markets

    Planet WolvesLUG - Fri, 13/06/2014 - 00:40

    It seems Mozilla is targeting emerging markets and developing nations with $25 cell phones. This is tremendous news, and an admirable focus for Mozilla, but it is not without risk.

    Bringing simple, accessible technology to these markets can have a profound impact. As an example, in 2001, 134 million Nigerians shared 500,000 land-lines (as covered by Jack Ewing in Businessweek back in 2007). That year the government started encouraging wireless market competition and by 2007 Nigeria had 30 million cellular subscribers.

    This generated market competition and better products, but more importantly, we have seen time and time again that access to technology such as cell phones improves education, provides opportunities for people to start small businesses, and in many cases is a contributing factor for bringing people out of poverty.

    So, cell phones are having a profound impact in these nations, but the question is, will it work with FirefoxOS?

    I am not sure.

    In Mozilla’s defence, they have done an admirable job with FirefoxOS. They have built a powerful platform, based on open web technology, and they lined up a raft of carriers to launch with. They have a strong brand, an active and passionate community, and like so many other success stories, they already have a popular existing product (their browser) to get them into meetings and headlines.

    Success though is judged by many different factors, and having a raft of carriers and products on the market is not enough. If they ship in volume but get high return rates, it could kill them, as is common for many new product launches.

    What I don’t know is whether this volume/return-rate balance plays such a critical role in developing markets. I would imagine that return rates could be higher (such as someone who has never used a cell phone before taking it back because it is just too alien to them). On the other hand, I wonder if those consumers there are willing to put up with more quirks just to get access to the cell network and potentially the Internet.

    What seems clear to me is that success here has little to do with the elegance or design of FirefoxOS (or any other product for that matter). It is instead about delivering incredibly dependable hardware. In developing nations people have less access to energy (for charging devices) and have to work harder to obtain it, and have lower access to support resources for how to use new technology. As such, it really needs to just work. This factor, I imagine, is going to be more outside of Mozilla’s hands.

    So, in a nutshell, if the $25 phones fail to meet expectations, it may not be Mozilla’s fault. Likewise, if they are successful, it may not be to their credit.

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    Jono Bacon: Community Management Training at OSCON, LinuxCon North America, and LinuxCon Europe

    Planet WolvesLUG - Wed, 11/06/2014 - 18:55

    I am a firm believer in building strong and empowered communities. We are in an age of a community management renaissance in which we are defining repeatable best practice that can be applied many different types of communities, whether internal to companies, external to volunteers, or a mix of both.

    I have been working to further this growth in community management via my books, The Art of Community and Dealing With Disrespect, the Community Leadership Summit, the Community Leadership Forum, and delivering training to our next generation of community managers and leaders.

    Last year I ran my first community management training course, and it was very positively received. I am delighted to announce that I will be running an updated training course at three events over the coming months.

    OSCON

    On Sunday 20th July 2014 I will be presenting the course at the OSCON conference in Portland, Oregon. This is a tutorial, so you will need to purchase a tutorial ticket to attend. Attendance is limited, so be sure to get to the class early on the day to reserve a seat!

    Find Out More

    LinuxCon North America and Europe

    I am delighted to bring my training to the excellent LinuxCon events in both North America and Europe.

    Firstly, on Fri 22nd August 2014 I will be presenting the course at LinuxCon North America in Chicago, Illinois and then on Thurs Oct 16th 2014 I will deliver the training at LinuxCon Europe in Düsseldorf, Germany.

    Tickets are $300 for the day’s training. This is a steal; I usually charge $2500+/day when delivering the training as part of a consultancy arrangement. Thanks to the Linux Foundation for making this available at an affordable rate.

    Space is limited, so go and register ASAP:

    What Is Covered

    So what is in the training course?

    My goal with each training day is to discuss how to build and grow a community, including building collaborative workflows, defining a governance structure, planning, marketing, and evaluating effectiveness. The day is packed with Q&A, discussion, and I encourage my students to raise questions, challenge me, and explore ways of optimizing their communities. This is not a sit-down-and-listen-to-a-teacher-drone on kind of session; it is interactive and designed to spark discussion.

    The day is mapped out like this:

    • 9.00am – Welcome and introductions
    • 9.30am – The core mechanics of community
    • 10.00am – Planning your community
    • 10.30am – Building a strategic plan
    • 11.00am – Building collaborative workflow
    • 12.00pm – Governance: Part I
    • 12.30pm – Lunch
    • 1.30pm – Governance: Part II
    • 2.00pm – Marketing, advocacy, promotion, and social
    • 3.00pm – Measuring your community
    • 3.30pm – Tracking, measuring community management
    • 4.30pm – Burnout and conflict resolution
    • 5.00pm – Finish

    I will warn you; it is an exhausting day, but ultimately rewarding. It covers a lot of ground in a short period of time, and then you can follow with further discussion of these and other topics on our Community Leadership discussion forum.

    I hope to see you there!

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    Dick Turpin: Old Tom

    Planet WolvesLUG - Thu, 05/06/2014 - 12:58
    So most of you will have heard my complaints about the difficulty in simply being able to order fish and chips from the chip shop? Well it would seem there are many other opportunities out there to eat up your lunch hour when trying to buy something.

    A well known UK car accessory outlet.

    Me: "Hi there can I have a Tom Tom Start 25 UK & ROF @ £99.99 please?"
    Assistant: "Do you want the maps for life?"
    Me: "Oh Christ, here we go! No thank you."
    Assistant: "Do you want the European maps?"
    Me: [Sobbing gently] "Could I just have the Tom Tom I asked for please?"
    Assistant: "OK I'll go and fetch one."
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    David Goodwin: Automated twitter compilation up to 04 June 2014

    Planet WolvesLUG - Wed, 04/06/2014 - 12:41

    Arbitrary tweets made by TheGingerDog up to 04 June 2014

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    David Goodwin: Automated twitter compilation up to 01 June 2014

    Planet WolvesLUG - Sun, 01/06/2014 - 06:00

    Arbitrary tweets made by TheGingerDog up to 01 June 2014

    • RT Apologies but the #psychic fayre at Finstall Park has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. 2014/05/31
    • RT 2 great PHP conferences this autumn in the UK: #Symfony_Live & #PHPNW14. Wonder if I either will let me do a talk 2014/05/30
    • RT As we await the Apple iWatch, don’t forget that in 1984 Seiko made an iWatch — of sorts. And boy it was awesome.

    2014/05/30

  • RT One of the best #PHP conferences in the world is back for 2014, and is looking for sponsors. conference.phpnw.org.uk/phpnw14/sponsors/sponsorship-packages/ 2014/05/30
  • The coop parking enforcer is out and going to be quite rich today it seems. Bromsgrove 2014/05/30
  • Sainsburys at Hundred House (Stourbridge road, Bromsgrove)? Alcohol licence application notice.
  • Bromsgrove 2014/05/29

  • New Hair ! #goodHairDay #selfie
  • Bromsgrove 2014/05/29

  • Haha. It appears my evil plan involving a weakened beer bottle and a car boot worked ! #brotherlylove Bromsgrove 2014/05/26
  • Whoops! Didn’t vote ukip. #noukip West Midlands, United Kingdom 2014/05/22
  • .@moreteadoctor the children have been shouting “‘ERE SHEILA!” for 10 mins in this playground. You have a lot to answer for. #memoryLivesOn Bromsgrove 2014/05/22
  • RT #WhyImVotingUkip DISGRACE!!!! This is one of meny!1!
  • 2014/05/20

  • RT #WhyImVotingUkip Because the weather’s really starting to pick up, and I don’t want it ruined by gays. 2014/05/21
  • RT Because if the gays obtain control over the weather it might start raining men, and they will probably be Romanian #WhyImVotingUkip 2014/05/21
  • RT #WhyImVotingUkip Because these immigrants can’t speak proper English! Oh wait a minute…
  • 2014/05/21

  • RT #WhyImVotingUkip because my university is being overrun by Librarians and we need to send them back to Libraria 2014/05/21
  • RT Worrying signs that the girl will be a javascript programmer. “Sometimes, Daddy, 5 and 5 makes 55 and sometimes it makes 10.” 2014/05/17
  • RT eBay hacked. They say that stolen user passwords were encrypted, ask users to change passwords anyway. https://blog.ebay.com/ebay-inc-ask-ebay-users-change-passwords/ 2014/05/21
  • At school early for once. No doubt they’ll be late out today. #schoolrun West Midlands, United Kingdom 2014/05/21
  • RT Virgin Media #facebooknews
  • 2014/05/21

  • RT Tried as I might, I could not get this damn thing to work. Seen at airport.
  • 2014/05/20

  • Somewhat surprised that a government information site (ratings.food.gov.uk) has been offline for ~6 days. #fail #hygiene Bromsgrove 2014/05/20
  • RT Just finished my second listen-through of ‘Harvey’ by Phil Rossi. I still love the story. You can listen free here: podiobooks.com/title/harvey/ 2014/05/19
  • RT Computer timings in perspective:
  • 2014/05/17

  • Lawn mowed. Decking had a second coat of brown stuff. 25% of study painted. No children drowned. Forest explored. Den made. #today Bromsgrove 2014/05/18
  • TIL – don’t mess with massive lizards. #Godzilla2014 Birmingham 2014/05/17
  • Godzilla o’clock. 2014/05/17
  • “Couldn’t think of an image for this slide”… Thanks. @jukesie #port80
  • Newport 2014/05/16

  • RT Amazingly clever, and somewhat manipulative talk by @roy on neuro-marketing in user experience. #mindblown #Port80
  • 2014/05/16

  • “Don’t worry it’s only marketers collecting our personal information … ” #port80 (thanks @kwe)
  • Newport 2014/05/16

  • RT Watching someone try to get through a spam captcha using voice commands is painful! Cc/ @kimberleytew #port80 2014/05/16
  • RT Next up at @Port80Events is @roy talking about the human brain & what makes people click
  • 2014/05/16

  • Cool brain anatomy lesson with @roy at #port80 … Hopefully we won’t be fighting bears to design websites … #betterSafeThanSorry Newport 2014/05/16
  • Now: @nathan_ford “Mastering the dark art of fluid layout.” — if only I could learn everything about it in a 45min talk #port80 #webdesign Newport 2014/05/16
  • RT Recommended reading from @hereinthehiveElement Queries, From the Feet Up
    www.backalleycoder.com/2014/04/18/element-queries-from-the-feet-up/
    #port80 2014/05/16
  • Thank you @hereinthehive #port80 Newport 2014/05/16
  • Css Breakpoints. Responsive & fluid design. Progressive enhancement. Device type. Reusability. Modularity.
    patternlab.io #port80 Newport 2014/05/16
  • “Failure is only the opportunity to begin again intelligently.”
    “Do it again …like a baby” … #port80 Newport 2014/05/16
  • Power pose time!
    Thanks @denisejacobs #port80 Newport 2014/05/16
  • RT Letter of the week, from May 10 issue of @TheEconomist.
  • 2014/05/15

  • It looks like the parking attendants are fining people today who are parking incorrectly outside coop. #bromsgrove Bromsgrove 2014/05/15
  • Yesterday I mowed the lawn (1st time for me), stained the decking and fitted a new light. Today may be tame in comparison. Bromsgrove 2014/05/15
  • throw new TooHotForAJumperException(“missing the rain ?”); Bromsgrove 2014/05/15
  • RT Bloody Polish: coming over here and teaching us proper English. Vote Ukip, and stop this outrage via @georgephilipb
  • 2014/05/12

  • RT “@mental_floss: U.S. banned the sale of lawn darts in 1988. Parents were urged to “destroy them immediately.”” – meanwhile assault rifles.. 2014/05/13
  • The woman driving k80 anm would do well to look before crossing mini roundabouts. #ifOnlyInsurersCheckedTwitter #driving Bromsgrove 2014/05/13
  • RT How to use friendship.js
  • 2014/05/13

  • Real life HITMAN youtu.be/hKEjM9gF4UQ via @YouTube (it was an awesome film) 2014/05/13
  • RT artificial intelligence, technology of the future — always has been, always will be. #DualismTheBook 2014/05/13
  • The early bird is tired. #airport #taxi #conscript Bromsgrove 2014/05/13
  • RT OK. I give up. Just put the apostrophes where you like Dorothy Perkins.
  • 2014/05/09

  • Drawing Eyebrows On Babies – The Best Of www.anorak.co.uk/397145/strange-but-true/drawing-eyebrows-on-babies-the-best-of.html/ via @TheAnorak 2014/05/12
  • RT 10 Great Reasons to vote #UKIP. I don’t know who made it – so I referenced it from official #UKIP websites
  • 2014/05/05

  • Achievement unlocked : Plumbing 102.
    Fixed leaking stop tap gland.
    Fixed leaking hot water joint. #relieved #EasyFix Bromsgrove 2014/05/11
  • Rowan ran 5km today in his first fun run. He was very happy to have a medal.
  • Bromsgrove 2014/05/11

  • RT Wow. Such elePHPants. Much PHP.
  • 2014/05/06

  • With my psychic powers I predict there will be more painting taking place soon. Bromsgrove 2014/05/11
  • I can’t see the tires on this light. Tier perhaps?
  • Bromsgrove 2014/05/10

  • RT UK surveillance oversight in action (yes, this is a real exchange):
  • 2014/05/09

  • Bromsgrove has a fair this week.
  • Bromsgrove 2014/05/08

  • RT when someone says “giving 110%” this is what they mean i.imgur.com/uFDRzSN.gif 2014/05/06
  • RT A wood near Bromsgrove yesterday. The colour & scent were amazing! @WoodlandTrust
  • 2014/05/06

  • Now to see if the house has flooded while I’ve been out. #noPuddleYet Bromsgrove 2014/05/06
  • There’s nothing like chasing another runner (and beating them) to make you speed up and push yourself that bit more. #sweatingLikeAPig Bromsgrove 2014/05/06
  • Arrangements sorted for @Port80Events … May 16th. Newport. All the cool kids will be there (and me). #port80 #webdesign Bromsgrove 2014/05/06
  • RT They were planning an attack on an EDL demo with guns, knives, and an improvised explosive (pictured) #WMCTU
  • 2014/05/06

  • And now …. to run. Run like the wind. Bromsgrove 2014/05/06
  • Achievement unlocked: Plumbing 101 – outside tap replacement. #WorkingHose #BewareCat
  • Bromsgrove 2014/05/06

  • RT Gotten quite a few photo requests for this underdoge: @dogecoin @Josh_Wise @PPR98. #VeryDega #SuchWow #NASCAR
  • 2014/05/04

  • RT Check out the product placement on this…
  • 2014/05/04

  • RT How very very true — who the slave and who the master? (via @elvis717)
  • 2014/05/04

  • RT Learning how to map disease breakout areas using #OpenStreetMap at @ukodi with @msf_uk 2014/05/03
  • RT Hey @ITISLENNYHENRY. You’ve got to to see this. Genius via @beaubodor #YouKip
  • 2014/05/03

  • Unimpressed by The Amazing Spiderman 2 (not worth paying for). Divergent seemed better. Bromsgrove 2014/05/04
  • This is good Bombay mix like stuff. (Farari Chevra).
  • Bromsgrove 2014/05/04

  • Yum yum. Tasty chocolates from Brussels. (Van Dender)
  • Bromsgrove 2014/05/04

  • RT “£130?! For one night?! I paid less for her. NO F*CKING WAY!” Shouts the drunk guy, with a hooker, at Premier Inn reception. Oh dear oh dear 2014/05/03
  • My house has been invaded by lots of noisy women. Time to plan my escape to the cinema or something …. Bromsgrove 2014/05/03
  • RT 2048 for Atari 2600:
    2048 for Commodore 64
  • 2014/05/03

  • RT Everyone has to work.
    That’s what family farms do.
  • 2014/05/03

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    Dick Turpin: Four coaches.

    Planet WolvesLUG - Sat, 31/05/2014 - 18:15
    I am living proof of those people who say "You know if I wrote a book about it nobody would believe it!"

    So I went to visit my daddy today in Birmingham QE hospital. I caught the train to Birmingham and had to change for University station. I spied a guy in blue offering platform information at Birmingham and made my way towards him. Mr Blue coat (I have no idea what they're called?) was just about to help a very smartly dressed guy who looked to be in his early twenties.

    Passenger: "Can you tell me where to go for the 13.20 to blah blah blah?" (I forget where now)
    Mr Blue: "Platform 7 sir."
    Passenger: "Platform 7? You sure?"
    Mr Blue: "Yes sir, platform 7"
    Passenger: "It says four coaches?"
    Mr Blue: "That's right sir."
    Passenger: "So there's no tracks at platform 7 then?"
    Mr Blue: "I'm Sorry?"
    Passenger: "I've never heard of coaches stopping at platforms before?"
    Mr Blue: "The train is made up of four coaches sir."

    Me and Mr Blue pissed ourselves silly once he was out of reasonable earshot.
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